Wednesday, 12 June 2013

Finger Folk

pissing about

Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Thursday, 16 May 2013

I may be losing my gripself


Self Portrait

Thursday, 9 May 2013

Tuesday, 30 April 2013

military madness


black hole


Monday, 29 April 2013

good god man


animal crackers




Friday, 29 March 2013

And What's This?

fuck knows

Tuesday, 19 March 2013

Simon and his Shoe Shoe Lovely Shoe Shoe Project

For this project we had to bring in our best shoes- Rip them apart, photograph, draw, scan, paint, rescan them, alter them in photoshop, and it was right good fun. Below you will find an extremely badly put together and not even chronological set of disgustingly garish results.

bringing colour into my world








various attempts at adding colour to the original black and white images, mostly paint and photoshop

Monday, 18 March 2013

heel no like it


Thursday, 7 March 2013

i've got the shoe horn






a selection of very bad paintings and drawings which were great fun to do, but should really be for my eyes only, thank god nobody visits

Monday, 25 February 2013

latest project

copying, not as easy as it looks, evidently

Monday, 18 February 2013

Thursday, 14 February 2013

I love this fella

  
Watercolour and 2b pencil

Wednesday, 13 February 2013

My First Watercolour


Monday, 11 February 2013

self portrait


Saturday, 9 February 2013

Falling


Last night, I very nearly fell off the wagon. It would not have been as spectacular as I or most others would have expected, but the effects would have been catastrophic. From very early evening, all I could think about was getting drunk and smoking, no matter how hard I tried I could not remove these thoughts from my head. It took every sinew of strength I had to stop myself from grabbing that leftover from new year (and by now very well chilled) tin of lager from the fridge, rolling myself a smoke and shouting FUCK IT! Thank fuck I never, because this morning I don't have to live with the guilt and the inevitable black shadows which would have enveloped me, those big black dogs and the butterflies. Today I am free, still free from all I want to be. Taken at face value, my fall would have been a pathetic one, minor to the majority, from a molehill not a mountain, but the injuries sustained would have taken weeks to heal, and that's if I was extremely lucky.



The Darkest Hour


and so
they marched
in time, long hats, coats,

the palest

of faces in gloves,
the procession of shiny black coffins

winding its way
through the street, marching

to the beat, of my heart.





Friday, 8 February 2013

Flyblown


down
the rickety pipe

the last one
twists

into the pit,
that loathesome pit

ever so slow

it twists

and turns,

black.




Thursday, 7 February 2013

The Red Death


In robes

stumbling
through crimson curtains

fraying cords
flaxen faces, watchful paintings

candlesticks

I fall into that writhing sea of bloody hands
and wake to witness

the rise
of that slow, macabre

morbid dance of death

the sun




http://scaryoldfilms.com/hammer.html

Proper Horror Story

mood board

Tuesday, 5 February 2013

uh huh oh eye

for eyes

Monday, 4 February 2013

I write poetry here if anyone's interested


http://allpoetry.com/Floorboards


Butterfly


on those

deep purple nights
when the wind howls outside

biting

and flying
around with the limbs


of dead trees 

in it's teeth and it's talons

I form my cocoon
fix a gaze on the eyes

or the light 


which surrounds her glass body


Brand New Start

What I just said

Sunday, 27 January 2013

Art Attack


I've been a right miserable old bastard this weekend. Partly because I am a miserable old bastard and partly because this type project has been casting a black shadow over everything i've attempted to do. No inspiration here for me i'm afraid, but it's not because I hate type, far from it, I appreciate it, and understand it's importance, it's just that, well, it doesn't get my juices flowing in any way, shape or form. I've researched my chosen fonts/types til my eyes have really stung, i've attempted thumbnails and I have even been seen working on/with/against my arch nemesis, Adobe Illustrator. But it's not happening. I am sorry to say that I don't feel I will be falling in love with fonts anytime soon, certainly not in the same way I would with a painting or a drawing. I decided to take a break and I begun to look at the bigger picture, which for me is learning to draw, and after a few pages in my sketch book, I managed to forget all about type for a while, and my mood has miraculously lifted...as i've said before, I need to keep my eye on the prize, not get hung up on what I can't do, if I fail, I fail, I fail so fuck it.

Fonts are just not my type.

typography

Harry Clarke inspired




Sunday, 20 January 2013